Miller Lite Beer Pen September 2, 2005
Fresno Chris likes wieners. He makes this abundantly clear in the picture on the left where he gives this messed up and fully cooked hotdog a thumbs up. No one was hungry for wieners because we had already eaten brats and hamburgers. My Grandma used to call hot dogs wieners when we were kids. We always giggled mostly because it is a funny word, but also because of it's use in slang terminology to describe part of the male genitalia. You should know by now to expect that kind of juvenile humor out of me. At pookon.com, we don't any class.
Mike once again does the "I just sucked on a lemon face" while standing in front of the stadium. And once again I copy Mike but just come across as a cheap imitation that in no way resembles the actual product that it is imitating. Why I keep trying is beyond my understanding.
Aaron puts the disfigured wiener in his mouth but he doesn't eat it because then there would be something seriously wrong with him. If we were wasted, then I could allow for behavior like that to take place. But with only a few beers in our systems, I had to scold him for attempting that outrageous stunt.
I'm double fisting it with the Champagne of Beers and the champagne of Nancy Boys just a few minutes before we were set to go into the stadium. We were running out of time before game time, so we needed to slam the beers and whatnot and go watch some baseball.
Carlos "El Caballo" Lee walks out to left field to take his position to start the top of the 1st inning. During the game he would receive many El Caballo chants of support from the five of us.
We hollered at Geoff Jenkins to throw us a ball after the warm-up toss he and Brady Clark do at the top of every inning, but he didn't pay attention to us. We totally got shut out by Jenks and we were mad.