World Series of Beer Pong

I saw this horse and I wanted to take a picture of it. Any further explanation would ruin the purpose of me taking it.

Freemont St. is obviously closed off from vehicular traffic, which makes it easier for drunk people to walk down it.

Our 1st stop at the strip was at the Venetian hotel/casino mainly because it was hosting a porn convention. Before would arrived at the convention center, we had to walk through rooms like this, which reminded me of Disney because of the fantasy, vision and falseness of the entire thing. It's not to say that I didn't like it, because I really did, but it was so real that I knew it was fake. It amazed me. Look! There is a river running through the building complete with gondolas! I wanted to go for a ride, but I was with 4 other guys and it would've looked weird.

I had Balkman stop and pose next to this bridge because I figured he would "look good" next to it, and it would be "nice." Turns out that once again I was right, and I truly have an eye for fantastic images. If only I could parlay this goofiness into a career then I'd be set.

My inner pirate was calling out for me to return to Las Vegas' own pirate resort hotel/casino to take care of a little unfinished business. When I was last here in May of 2005, I promised to wear a pirate patch and bandana and wander the streets and engage in pirate activities. I figured aside from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney, there was no greater place on Earth to do this. Arrrrrgh!!!

In preparation for our walk over to Treasure Island, I donned my pirate gear and leered at people passing by. I scared a couple of people who definitely were not expecting pirates in this Italian-themed resort. When I wake up in the morning, I look for opportunities to arise so that I can grasp a hold of them and ride them off into the sunset.

If I said that Balkman does not like Las Vegas, it would be a giant understatement. He views this city as a cesspool of lies, debauchery, and excessiveness. No one employees that greater in Balkman's eyes than Danny Gans, entertainer of the year. Ask him about Mr. Gans and Balkman will instantly get extremely upset. He hates Danny Gans.