Wintersplash 3.0

What started out as a little bump on the ground evolved into one heck of a little jump. We have Danny to thank for this one. He cared for and nurtured this little guy like it was his own. But I guess that it was his. He did create it after all...

James had stopped over to pick up his laundry, and could not resist a good round of Wintersplashing. I had called him to invite him over, but he left his phone at home and never got the message. But something inside of him told him to come over anyway. We all have a little Wintersplash voice inside us, so do yourself a favor and listen to it.

Browski tried to sail over the jump like it was nothing, but underestimated the rigorous form you need to be in to make a successful jump. Needless to say, he never went farther than the jump itself.

Tim stuck a shovel into the jump, and then tried to run over it. It didn't take a scientist to see that Tim was going nowhere.

Danny actually made it over the jump, but somehow he ended up upside-down near the end of his run. How? We'll never know.

We decided as a group (on a vote of 4-1) to dismantle the ramp and resume normal Wintersplashing. Who better to destroy the ramp but me. I fell on it with all of my force and the ramp was no more.

But the ramp did not go down without a fight. It called all of it's loyal minions from the depths of the Antarctic to kick my ice. They fought and struggled hard that night, but man beat out the elements in that battle. When the polar ice caps melt and water envelops the Earth, ice (in it's liquid form) will have another chance to beat me Hopefully by then I will have passed, and will have to forfit on account of not owning a physical state. But my spirit will battle water vapor in the winner-take-all final battle for glory. Give me 5 bucks and I got your tickets now.