Wintersplash
2.5 (Page 2)
Wintersplash
2.5 (Page 2)
Jake had a grand vision. He envisioned a Wintersplash that defied the laws of physics, one where you could slid like there was no tomorrow. Jake's vision became a reality courtesy of WD-40.
They layered the 'Splash with cans of WD-40, as well as spraying down Uncle Bob. The result was a faster, slicker, new and improved Wintersplash.
Uncle Bob's days were numbered, and it looked like that day would be his last. His small defect would be his undoing, as the air that sustained him slowly slipped away. And that was it for Uncle Bob.
With Uncle Bob out of commission, we had no choice but to go with Rusty. Unfortunately, Rusty wasn't up for the challenge of being the sole Wintersplash sled, and he finished in last place that day.
Jake then decided that if WD-40 worked for Uncle Bob and Rusty, then it should work for Tim's shoes. WD-40 was applied, and they tried stand-up Wintersplashing
Tim fell both times while stand-up Wintersplashing, and his jeans crusted over on account of the snow and ice. The second time he tripped over a banner, eliciting joyous laughter from Jake and I.
I finished up Wintersplash 2.5 with a final run, and then we went inside for hot cocoa. Wintersplashes 2.0 and 2.5 hurt, due to the lack of snow. But hopefully next time, we'll actually have some real snow and make Wintersplash a jolly ol' time.
