Trifecta Dos - 3/13/2010

Free darts are one of the many benefits to hanging out at Wolski's. They also have cheap beer, friendly bartenders and the previously mentioned free popcorn. And if you make it until bar close, you get the bumper sticker with the famous "I Closed Wolski's" slogan on it. I've closed Wolski's a few times, but tonight would not be another.

He's a peeping Tom! Jenny had lost the Lakefront Funky Monkey and I found him in the men's restroom peeking over the stall into the toilets. I have no idea how he got there, but even I have to admit that's kind of weird. Show some restraint Funky Monkey!

I like Griffins. Peter Griffin is a hero of mine. Now his cousin Kathy? Not so much. The griffin is a mythological beast that is a combination of a lion and an eagle. I have no idea why Sprecher uses this majestic creature as an emblem for the company. I could probably look it up and come up with a decent history lesson for you, but instead I'm going to assign that to you as homework. The first person who finds the real answer and gets ahold of me via cell phone, facebook or snail mail gets a 4-pack of Sprecher Beer. No joke. I will buy you beer if you have the answer. And since I'm more gullible than my sister Jenny, I'll probably just believe anything you say. I look forward to your answers!

We took turns acting like drunken idiots. By this point in the Trifecta we're all in the bag and worn out from all the walking and learning. It might like sound like it, but 3 brewery tours in a row takes a lot out of you. By 6pm when all is said and done, the goofiness comes out and holds hands with your inner child. And your inner child is curious and disobedient. And yes, sometimes it grabs other dudes inappropriately. But it is all in good fun as the kid in you doesn't know any better. And acts accordingly.

Fresno Chris stops short of showing nipple. He is a grown up/classy guy after all. He gives just enough to titillate the women (and men) in the area while also saving a little promise and surprise for the night ahead of us. And speaking of the night, the Trifecta turns into kind of a Quadfecta as we head out to a local bar to grab one last beer. Lakefront Brewery gives you a coupon to get a free Lakefront beer at a nearby bar. Last time we went to B.B.C's on North Ave. This time we went to Wolski's. Rez joined the gang and we ate free popcorn and played free darts. It was awesome.

The Kids (Kanz, Jenny, Aaron + Melissa) went home and Davis and Katee joined the party. I tried to be a cordial host but to be honest with you, I was falling asleep in the corner. The Triecta is a test of a person's willingness to rage all day, and only the finest of individuals can handle that kind of pressure. We are those people.

The Trifecta Dos ends on a rather somber note, as everyone is a little too tired to sustain the high energy all day long. But great things always come in threes, and you bet your ass that we will be doing a Trifecta Tres. Planning is already underway and if you want to secure your spot in our motley crew, you know how to get a hold of me. Be there for the mother of all Trifectas and you won't regret it. You have been warned.

When I posted these pictures on Facebook way back in March I tagged the girls in the picture as "Two Chicks at the same time." Because who doesn't want that? I figure if I had some money I could hook that up, but on this day all I needed was a sombrero.