TJ + Megan's Wedding in Las Vegas

After my cheap dinner I went for another swim in the big pool and a soak in the hot tub. If I had a pool or a hot tub I would be in there every single day regardless of the weather. That's my thing. I love the water. There's no place I'd rather be.

The walk back to the Super 8 was long and lonely, so I decided to talk to myself and record a video. You can see that on the next page and watch me try recall Day 3 of my time out here. It really wasn't that hard because as you've seen, I didn't do that much.

I went to meet up with them at Planet Hollywood but they didn't answer my texts or calls, so I played my favorite game - the penguin penny slots. I won a bunch of money on this game at La Bayou last night and my luck would continue again tonight.

By the time I finally got through to my friends I had found out that they went back to their hotels and were turning in for the night. I know we had a long day yesterday, but I was just recovering from last night. I was ready to party. Looks like I would be flying solo again. Story of my life. But since I'm used to it, I went outside to see the fountain show at the Bellagio. I've seen this show many times as well, but unlike the Sirens of TI, this one never gets old. I don't know what it is but this captivates me. Must be that love of water.

When I was last out here in January of 2012 for the World Series of Beer Pong 7, I spent my first night at the Bellagio playing this American Idol penny slot machine. I won like $250 and it was one of the best times I ever had gambling. I went back to see if it was still there only to find it was replaced by a Deal or No Deal game which was vastly inferior. I wandered around drinking and playing any slot machine that caught my eye. This proved to be dangerious because every slot machine caught my eye and I broke my one slot machine rule - don't ever play a game because off of nostalgic value. I lost a small fortune on Jaws and Superman.

This game is amazing. If you haven't played it I suggest that you do so immediately if you ever see it. My favorite place is La Bayou but my 2nd favorite spot is here at Planet Hollywood. If I sit at this one machine and lean back at the perfect angle, I can ogle the scantily clad girls dancing at the Pleasure Pit. I know it's creepy, but when you are by yourself it's ok to be creepy. You can't creep around other people. That's just wrong.

If I had won any money last night then I put it all back in tonight. I wasn't exactly sure because I was blackout drunk last night and sucking down "free" casino drinks tonight. That's how Las Vegas gets you. And I'm just a sucker that gets fooled every single time. With my money gone, my friends long since retired for the evening and my body giving out on me, I slowly walked back home to the Super 8.

When I drink I sometimes get a little randy. I also get handsy but I had no one to get handsy with. That's the other story of my life. So naturally I turned to cartoon characters. It's not wrong. Alice has got to be at least 18 in these pictures, right? Don't blame me pal! She started it! Just look at her with those suggestive eyes and a sign that says eat me. There was nothing that I could do. I had to keep putting in money and picking teapots.

Aaron has this joke (actually it is Mitch Hedberg's, but I heard it from him first) that this sign is incorrect. An escalator can never be out of service, just temporarily stairs. The sign should say sorry for the convenience. Why can't you still use them?