TJ + Megan's Wedding in Las Vegas

The Venetian is real classy. It's almost too classy for a guy like me. At least I wasn't wearing a baseball jersey so I kind of look like I could fit into a place like this. Just look at the ornate designs and paintings. And what are these floating flower thingys? I guess they look cool but I couldn't help but feel really out of place. I don't think that I would have survived during the Renaissance time period. I'm glad that I exist now.

I've been to this town more times than I can count. Well, actually that's not true. If I really thought about it, I could count all of them. But I won't now because it makes my head hurt to do stuff. That day everything was hurting but still I pushed on.

I don't know if this pink tree is real. Can real trees survive indoors? I don't see why not. Plants can. But what about pink trees? I could get lost trying to figure this out. But I do know that this cigarette is fake. It is only candy. But my vivid imagination allowed me to believe that it was real and I acted like a complete badass by ignoring the rules and smoking indoors. Take that rules. I don't know why my friends hang out with me.

After the Wedding rehearsal, Aaron, Melissa, Brodey and I decided to walk around and check out the town. Personally I would have preferred to go back to bed, but I figured that I couldn't be a party pooper. It hurt to move but I followed my friends down to The Venetian Hotel. What do you do in Las Vegas when you aren't eating, drinking or gambling? I found out that you walk around and shop. I'm not much for either of those, but I was drawn into a boutique candy store. This place had it all. I was like a kid in a uh... candy store. I wandered around and wanted to buy everything but I settled on a Super Mario energy drink and some candy cigarettes.

We went to Treasure Island to watch the Whores I mean Sirens of TI show. I'm in love with women, pirates and piracy in general but this show just doesn't do it for me anymore. Perhaps I'm sick of seeing the same crap every single time. At least switch it up every year or every few years. How hard is it to write a new storyline and choreograph some new dance movies? If they want my services I will happily offer them but I might have to relocate to Las Vegas during my "brainstorming" session where I will require an unlimited amount of money and booze to fuel my creativity. Maybe that's why they haven't called me back. Should I lower my demands?

So what do you really do in Las Vegas if you aren't eating, drinking, gambling or shopping? You look at things. And there are plenty of things to look at in this town. I've seen them all before but that never stops me from seeing them all again.

Aaron, Melissa and Brodey went out to eat at a nice steakhouse for dinner. I'm not about spending $30 when I can spend $3, so I didn't join them. I went back to the Super 8, stopped at the 7-11 for a jumbo hotdog with the works and hung out by myself again. I passed by a window that allows you to see into the Ellis Island Brewery. I've dabbled in brewing my own beer so for me it's always fascinating to see the process.