TJ + Megan's Wedding in Las Vegas

It takes forever to get Downtown because the bus makes a lot of stops and there is a traffic problem. Luckily I had a road beverage and the company of my best friends. When we got Downtown I immediately ran to La Bayou to see if Karma was still there. I met Karma here in 2010 and I have been looking for her ever since. She is the girl of my dreams and my life has been forever changed since I left her. I know that now.

I don't remember getting this picture taken (who is taking the picture?) and I certainly don't remember who this dudes are. The way we are standing with them makes it look like we are old friends. That is not the case, but apparently I am also friendly when I am blackout drunk. I wouldn't remember.

Today flew by pretty fast but luckily there's plenty to do in Las Vegas at night. The city doesn't even sober up until nightfall, which is just enough time to go out and do it all over again. After a really nice dinner, we decided to do something naughty. It is Sin City after all. Tonight we had planned to go to my favorite place in Las Vegas - Downtown. But first we needed to walk to the bus stop and that involved walking past The Quad which is formerly the Imperial Palace. It's under construction and in their attempt to make it bigger, badder and more expensive, they got rid of O'Shea's. That was my favorite hangout on The Strip and every beer pong player has spent many nights there during the World Series of Beer Pong. Brodey paused next to what used to be O'Shea's and shed a single tear.

This was where the night went completely wrong. The beginning of the end if you will. La Bayou is famous for their alcoholic slushies and we all got one. Brodey even got two. I got one giant one but mine was made with Everclear with an extra shot of it in there. If you've ever had this form of liquid blackout then you know exactly what was going to happen next. This night was not going to end well. I would be lucky to live.

If you can't tell by the look on my face then believe my words when I say that I was having an awesome time. That slushie went right to my brain and I was in no position to be functioning in civilized society. Thankfully I was in Las Vegas. The drink girl kept bringing me 7 and 7's and I was hanging out with these Cougars Dee and Michele. They were being really nice to me but this other chick was harassing me (the kind that you don't like) and trying to get some money from me because I was winning. I was playing the Penguins penny slot machine and doing quite well, but she was some cracked out bitch and started calling me names. Eventually she left and I was able to enjoy my winnings in peace. I would have stayed here all night, but strangely they closed at midnight. I was told that I had to leave and I was given my money and was shown the door. They shouldn't have let this beast out into the night. Nothing good could happen.

Against our better judgment, we went to the Girls of Glitter Gulch (the Scrip Club). I've had some bad experiences there and I wish that I wasn't welcome back. This would be another one. She has yet to go into details, but apparently that night I really creeped out Melissa. I'm not sure I want to remember how.