TJ + Megan's Wedding in Las Vegas

The hot tub and the cold pool didn't sober me up. I knew today was going to be a long day and I had to get some sleep, but I was having so much fun being drunk as shit at 8 in the morning. I walked around outside of the Ellis Island Casino and I was standing on the corner giggling like a child. A taxi pulled up and the driver asked if I needed a ride. I looked back at him and said no thanks, I'm trying to cut back. He stared back at me, sat there for a couple of seconds and then drove off. No reaction. C'mon man! That was hilarious!

I just sat on the curb out in the street cackling like a maniac. In any other city in the World this might be unusual. But this was Las Vegas. I'm sure the residents here as used to this kind of thing. Anyone who passed by me certainly didn't take notice. Even though I am a self described spectacle I didn't care that people weren't paying attention to me. I didn't care about anything. This was the end of a very long Day 1 out here in Las Vegas. If that's how I spent my first 12 hours, I was scared of what the next 3 days would bring.

There was a 7/11 next door to the Ellis Island Casino and I didn't know it at the time, but this place would become my best friend this weekend. This morning it became my salvation as the breakfast sandwiches and orange juice were about the best damn thing I've ever eaten in my entire life. This was the best morning of all time. Or at least that's what it felt like. I was so drunk. I wish you were there.

This made me laugh because it is an inside joke between me and Brodey. When we were out here for WSoBP V we went to the Glitter Gulch strip club downtown. There was a girl on stage who just laid there. We joked that she was dead. We said they would drag her off the stage saying, "And that was Sapphire."

My shadow was surprisingly sober. Have you ever seen Peter Pan? In some versions of it his shadow evades him, dancing around the room and acts like a complete jackass. Since I act like that on a daily basis my shadow must be the opposite. That can be the only reason why he stood there and behaved.