We made a slight detour into the inside of Caesar's Palace, because I had heard/seen in movies that there was a lot of cool stuff inside, like fantastic sculptures and a shopping mall for rich people. They had obviously spent a lot of money on this place, and it shows. The inside of this courtyard area had the ceiling painted to resemble the night sky, complete with a hazy almost full moon. It was really neat, but I felt out of place because by this point, I was completely out of money. I was afraid that an alarm would go off if I simply looked into such high class stores like Dolce & Gabbana, Gianni Versace, Gucci, Louis Vuitton and The Gap because they can tell that I'm not wealthy enough.

We got a look at the time, and realized that we had to haul our butts back to the Bellagio in order to make the show, Regardless of the time, we still had the opportunity to goof around a little bit more and to feature another topless Timmy picture on this site. Suddenly, the content is changing from family-oriented to just downright naughty. I'm going to have to put up some pictures of cuddly animals befriending Jesus to counteract all of this filth.

The Caesar's Palace complex is ridiculously huge. It has to be as big as a small town, and most likely could fit one if needed. We briskly walked through a whole lot of it, and still didn't see even 20% of it. But that's how my entire trip through Vegas has been going thus far - I'm getting teased by them and seeing just enough to entice me to come back. Trust me, I'm counting the days until I can get my feet wet in this paradise again.

Trip 2005 - Vegas Round 2 (Day)

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We had just a little bit of time to walk around, so I suggested that we go to Caesar's Palace, which was just across the street. Tim fit right in because like the Grecian statues, he was topless. Much as we don't question what the ancient Greeks called "art", we also don't question why Tim does what he does..