Trip 2005 - Utah

I was relieved when we stopped at the Skull Valley Station to get some gas until I found out that there were skulls working there. Actually, there wasn't anyone working there and we had to pay at the pump and make no interaction with any living person.

If I was feeling adventurous, I would have pulled over to the side of the road to wade into the waters that sat right alongside the freeway. It was amazing that these bodies of water were so close to the interstate, but I didn't think about it much because it didn't really matter. How did they get there? Were they rivers or were they lakes? Would I be feeling salty had I actually set foot in them? I think the best question would be would a group of hip teens point and laugh at me, saying that "dog is feeling salty now" when I was immersed in water.

Every day must eventually turn into night, even in the magical state of Utah. No power on Earth can withstand the night; not even the all-powerful Mormons. Inevitably, night must come, and even Utah must bow down before its' merciless onslaught. I now must apologize for making Utah seem cooler than it actually is and building it up to be a popular tourist destination. In comparison to anywhere else that you can visit on this planet, Utah ranks towards the bottom half. I'm sorry, but the score is still is Scott 1, Utah 0.

As you can see in the following pictures, there weren't any people around. It was like the entire human population had been erased from existence. All that was left was some chemical nonsense that only science dorks cared about. Look at it and you'll understand.

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