If you've ever been on a boat, then you know that it doesn't stay level. Boats rock side to side because water is always moving. Knowing that, I started walking around and realized that the motion of the ocean made me feel like I was drunk. I decided to mystify the passengers of this vessel and stumbled around like a drunken buffoon. The best part about it was that they totally bought it. Parents were explaining to their children why I was behaving in such a ridiculous manor. It was a blast, and I will happily entertain people whether or not I am intoxicated.