Scott and Joey Kanz go to St. Louis

The Arch itself is a mastery of modern engineering. I don't understand exactly how it was pieced together or how someone even imagined building a structure of this magnitude. That is why they call it a Modern Marvel, and why it is worthy of mention on the History channel program of the same name.

I once had a goal of floating in the Great Salt Lake in Utah, but I fell short on achieving that goal. My second life goal was to go in the Mississippi River, or the Mighty Miss, as I would soon start to call it. That goal, as you can see, was proudly reached on this day.

It was really tough to get into the Mighty Miss. First off, I was coming down from a huge drunken high, and I was also overly tired beyond belief. Secondly, I was attempting to walk barefoot on jagged bricks, which resulted in unstable movement. It took me a while to get down in there, but by the time I was done, I was kneeling in the Mighty Miss and proudly giving a thumbs up to Kanz who was safely on the shore.

When I was laying on the ground, Joey Kanz was standing over me and the picture on the left is the result of me opening my eyes and seeing beauty unfold in front of me. I liked what I saw, so I stood up and posed for a picture of the same caliber. Maybe I can send this one into Brewers.com for their "Your Brewers are here campaign." This one has the words great success written all over it.

I was down for the count, ready to call it a night, but then I realized only homeless people, hobos and drifters sleep on the riverbank. Since I was none of the above, I decided to put my shoes back on and head back towards the Arch. Westward-HO! 

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