The Deep South (Carolina)

I'm known for many things (this website, beer pong, the back alley burners, etc.) but one thing that I'd like to add to that list is cannonball master. Whenever there is a body present and I'm in the mood, I most certainly will disrupt the waters with brutal force. Being a large human being, the cannonball is my go to move by default. So I have no choice but to do it and continue to hone my skills as an elite cannonballer.