Orlando Spring Break - Day 4

You can tell that I've been drinking. I mistook this grapefruit for a coconut or a hard peach, so I had to throw it against a tree so that I could figure out what was inside. Brilliant idea, eh? Jenny backs up just in case something a little more undesirable falls out of the fruit, but she still has a front row seat for this Gallagher-like fruit smashing. It started juicing all over my hands, and once Dad got a good look at it, he confirmed that it was indeed a grapefruit. And he should know; he's a Florida resident.

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