Orlando Spring Break

Dad and I goofed around with the lettering of the McDonald's sign. I put my head through the O, and he put his head through the N. We must have surprised a couple of the people eating at this restaurant, but it was ok because most of them were tourists. Tourists come to Orlando for a good time, and we were here to show it to them.

After getting our eat on, we decided to check out one of the nightclubs in Downtown Disney. You have to pay a cover charge to get into the, so I suggested 8-Trax because it billed itself as a 70's and 80's club. I initially could find no wrong in that, so we went there.

From there we went to SmackDonald's to get some drunk food. Greasy food tastes oh so good when you are drinking, and there's no better place for poor people like us than Mickey D's. Jenny loves getting a vanilla cone and dipping her French fries in the ice cream, and I love anything that I can dip in ketchup. We both win.

This store had something to do with Disney and Princesses, since every little girl wanted to grow up and be one. Jenny and I were no different, so we followed suit and curtseyed with Cinderella and Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty. I'd like to say that this is the first time that I have curtseyed, but in saying so, I would be lying. Does this mean that I wish to wear a dress and commit a gesture of respect before people? I don't know, you can be the judge of that one. All that I know is that it right right at that moment in time.

By this time we had reached the end of the Downtown Disney Boardwalk and we had begun walking back to the spot where we originally had started. We made it back towards the Lego store, and decided to go inside and check out the goods. The Lego creations that were on the inside of the store were not nearly as large in scale as those outside, but they were impressive nonetheless. Dad stood alongside a warrior Lego robot and vowed to serve alongside it in the next all out Lego War. Jenny took the peaceful route, an hung out with the Lego man with dreads and chilled out.

The Golden Arches have long stood as a place to get unhealthy food for a discounted price. That's what Jenny and I love most about it. I'm actually jones-ing for some SmackDonald's as I write this. Do they really have that big of an effect on people?