Orlando Spring Break

Jenny opted for the Stitch Mouse ears, featuring that little devious alien from the film Lilo & Stitch. Although Stitch goofed around and cause major mischief and damage, I don't recall him ever wearing mouse ears. Disney takes a lot of liberties with their property, so I guess they are allowed to do with they want.

Jenny and I were let loose inside the store, which didn't work out well for anyone. We wandered around the store trying on Mickey Mouse ears, and found two very nice ones for two very special occasions. Next time I go out for a night on the town, perhaps to an opera, I can look stylish and funny with this Mickey Mouse top hat. Jenny can add a little fun to her big day while wearing this mouse-earned veil for her wedding. They don't advertise this outside, but they certainly have a mouse ears hat for every occasion, just in case you happen to need one.

I've always been a big fan of Goofy. He was always my favorite because he would get himself into sticky situations, plus he could talk and Pluto could not. Weren't they both dogs? Jenny and I have been huge Goofy fans since 1995's A Goofy Movie. We also started rocking to the music of Powerline, but that's a whole 'nother story.

As I walked outside I saw all of these kids frolicking around in the rain. I got confused. I don't remember it raining, but the kids and the ground were both wet. I looked up and saw this giant Stitch wearing a pirate hat and spitting on the kids. I knew that I had to get in on this sweet action, so I danced while Stitch spit on me.

I decided to put on a pair of classic mouse ears and see what it would be like to be a member of the Mickey Mouse Club. I have always wanted to be a mouseketeer, a dream of mine that began on October 3, 1995 and was crushed on March 7, 1996. For the last 11 years, I have tried to get a new MMC going with me as the star, but I failed.

I was having an absolute blast playing in the spit storm, and this kid next to me was laughing. I don't know why it was so fun; it might have been because I was drunk and the thought of being drenched in alien saliva sounded pleasurable, or it might have been because I was warm and the water was cool. Whatever the case may be, my exploits created a lasting stain that stayed with me until the night wore on to day.