Ohio - They Leave, We get Drunk

Everyone in this room was pretty sauced, including the under-agers. I have no problem reporting this for many reasons. 1 - I don't fear the police nor do I fear their stupid laws. 2 - All of their parents were there to supervise the events. 3 - No one was going to be driving.

Our security guard friend took us all on as interns for the night as the 3 of us learned what it was like to take the law into our own hands. We spent most of the night ensuring that the cars in the parking lot was secure and eating free food and candy. Duty called and we surrounded this creature that was causing a disturbance in the parking lot. As you can see on the video on the next page, it turned out to be a small bug with some big time problems.

There's not really much that I can say here that the pictures don't say for themselves. You can easily tell that we were all a little bit intoxicated and we were all having a good-ass time. I'd say more about them, but I fear like I would be wasting your time. And time, as they say, is a terrible thing to waste. It's one of the only things in this world that we can never et any more of. I'm sorry that I can't give back to you the time you just spent reading this paragraph. That is now added to the countless hours you have wasted doing meaningless things. Sucks to be you.

Since Tim and I are almost hidden behind James' nose (you could hide a whole army behind that thing (kidding)) I can now only assume that someone else (Jenny) has gotten a hold of the camera and is starting to take random and irreverent pictures.

By this time in the evening, James (left picture) and Jeremy (right picture) had grown tired of of our constant and incessant picture taking. I don't blame them one bit; we were being a little bit ridiculous. How many pictures of people doing not doing anything do we possibly need?

From the balcony overlooking the lobby, we caught our security guard friend napping on the job. As soon as we started heckling him from the balcony like those two old curmudgeons on The Muppet Show, he woke up and rebutted our claims that he was sleeping. You see, he was simply resting his eyes in preparation for a long night of patrolling the perimeter, goofing around with kids, and getting paid.