Jenny and I were very appreciative of the wall decorations, and felt that it made a wonderful backdrop for us to pose in front of. I started out by giving the rock and roll sign and then things started to get out of control, just like they do when you rock and roll.

Jenny takes a page out of the Scott Reck Book of Posing and does the rock and roll sign. She's been imitating me since she learned how to do things. That's one of the things I love most about her.

Up next I stood like the Buddy Christ statue in the movie Dogma, something that you once saw me do at Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash in Red Bank, New Jersey. It's the perfect way to pose.

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Ohio - Danny and Gretchen's Wedding

Jenny is the perfect sister in the entire world. No offense to anyone else's sister out there, but I know that I have the perfect one, at least according to my likes and standards. She's beautiful, charming, polite, funny, knows how to fight, likes video games and silly movies, and she looks up to me. It's reasons like that (plus a whole lot more that I don't have enough room to list) that makes me proud to be her big brother.

We stopped at a rest stop somewhere in Ohio on the way back to Milwaukee, and Jenny saw this sweet poster hanging on the wall. Figuring that it would look good hanging on her wall at home, she stole it and ran out the front door. People at her house need to know mosquitoes can kill. Fight the bite Ohio!

I'm sure that someone has done this before, but I'm going to go ahead and take credit for coming up with Courtney's nickname. I call her C. If you're wondering how I came up with that nickname, close your eyes + think really hard and you'll come up with the answer.

After the wedding, we all went back to the hotel to do a little partying, but we kept it light because we all had to drive back to Wisconsin tomorrow. Jeremy looked like he was partied out, so it was time to put him to bed.

The ride home was uneventful, except for a little game that we played that made the ride both enjoyable and uncomfortable. Think back to grade school, and you might remember the Diarrhea Song. It's a little gross, but when we were trapped in the car, it was possibly the funniest thing that could have happened. The biggest surprise was Jenny, who kept coming up with her own verses to the song. Her best line by far was "When you're in Illinois, and you've got to deploy...Diarrhea, cha cha cha, Diarrhea cha cha cha." If you don't think that what I just wrote was very funny, I understand. It's like one of those inside jokes; you just had to be there to find the humor in it.