We passed by the Windsor municipal building, which housed all of the legal shit that lays down and enforces Canadian Law. Sadly I didn't see any horses tied up, which leads me to believe that the Mountie system has come to an end. After a brief visit to Wikipedia, I found out that Royal Canadian Mounted Police Force are still the policing body in Canada, and they still do wear the red uniforms. I don't know if they still ride horses, but I do know that I have learned everything from watching movies.

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I just want to point out that my camera is not blurry, nor are Aaron and Melissa blurry people. The rain was coming down so heard that it was interfering with my camera's ability to take a clear picture. Now I understand why the normally excellent Morgan Freeman failed to give a believable performance in Hard Rain. And also why Milli Vanilli told us to blame it on the rain. Because the rain sucks. The rain was getting in the way of our stroll through downtown Windsor, but I was the only one affected because I was taking the brunt of the storm head-on.

I have never smoked a cigarette, and I only smoke cigars when I'm drunk or gambling. I have never smoked a Cuban cigar before, nor have I ever finished a cigar this big. By the time I was finished, I was super light headed. Then I realized that I just got my first tobacco high. IT WAS MY FIRST CUBAN! I got all giggly, and even though I lost money that i didn't have, at that moment none of it seemed to matter because I was doing something that would have been illegal in the USA. Oh Canada!!

I extend my arms out and proudly show you how wet I got running around in the rain. You should be able to tell that the top half of my shirt is darker than the bottom half of my shirt. Melissa is the same color all around cause she was smart enough to spend a few dollars on an umbrella. I had better ways to spend my money.

Aaron and Melissa had the right idea by playing the table games. Aaron played craps and Melissa played blackjack, and combined they won enough money to pay for the entire trip. We're talking hotel, gas and game tickets. Lucky kids. Although they were winners and I was a loser, I joined them in a victory cigar anyway. When we were in the convenience store buying umbrellas and ponchos, I asked if they had cigars. Since this was Canada and not the USA, they had a fine selection of cigars, including Cubans. I picked out a couple of moderately priced Cubans, and would've smoked them inside the casino, except smoking is not allowed indoors in Windsor. So we went outside, and although we were pretty far North and it was late at night, it still was June, the rain had cleared up and it turned out to be a very nice night.

Oh Canada + Motown Madness - Brewers vs Tigers in Detroit

I felt that my money was better spent investing in Canada's government and beer industry. The government owns the casino, so after giving them $50 Canadian via the slot machines, I went over to the bar with the dancing girls on top of it and bought a Molson Canadian. And watched girls while Aaron + Melissa won.