Minnesota, Mike Bates, Jenny, + Me

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We found this scaffolding when we were trying to access this catwalk thing that goes through this factory. Unfortunately, the catwalk entrance was all boarded up. Mike said that it used to be open to students, but not too many people used it because of it's remote location on the campus. Jenny's ability to make the best out of any situation came in handy, as she rattled the scaffolding while shouting "HE IS DANGEROUS!!" Where's her crazy black mushroom hat? And where's Mike's?

There's these binocular things that you can spy on people with, and you don't even have to put a quarter in it! Only three minor drawbacks though, one - no focus dial, two - it's stuck on a pole, and three - it could only swivel so far. But I guess if you want those kind of added extras you gotta pay for them. After all, tax payers will only pay as much as they have to, and nothing more. They'd rather have a police department and pot-hole free streets instead of kick-ass binoculars. They need to get their priorities in order. So what are these two looking at? That's for them to know and for you to keep on guessing.

Below the bridge, along the river bank, there were walking paths and stairways and such. I'm sitting on one of those stairways, only this one went directly into the water. It didn't connect to the top of the hill either, leading me to believe that this was either old and run down, or built by that Winchester lady.

This is that bridge I was speaking of earlier, and that is the downtown area of Minneapolis behind us. Quite lovely really. Can someone just answer me one question? Just what the heck is Mike doing in this picture? Looks like he just sucked on a lemon.

Jenny and I on the bridge, with this hydroelectric dam thing that those salmon always get caught in behind us. Mike said that some guy once jumped off of a bridge like this, and ended up breaking a bunch of bones when he impacted the water. Now that totally changed my mind about vaulting off it.

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