Sorry, it wasn't McDonalds...
McDonalds has some good food, and they've even gone so far as to copy Wendy's .99 cent menu (although they can't compare with the 5-piece nuggets or 1/4 Double Stack with Cheese). If McDonalds wants my money they have to do 6 things:
1. Bring back the McRib Sandwich.
2. Bring back the old playland, complete with the bouncing cage Grimace, Officer Big Mac's jail, the Fry Guys, and totally unrelated to McDonalds in every way - the strobe light seizure-inducing room at Chuck E. Cheese's.
3. Make Mayor McCheese President of the USA
4. Give the Hamburglar some freakin' hamburgers already. It's pretty evident that the guy is hungry, or else he wouldn't put on the mask and stripes and try to steal. Why can't "big shot" Ronald just help the poor guy out?
5. Make the Big Mac "Big" again. I know I've grown over the years, but the growth to Big Mac ratio is too high. I think there's an evil conspiracy in place to trick us out of our money.
6. Enough with the referring to the dressing on the Big Mac as "special sauce", we all know that it's just Thousand Island salad dressing.