Iceman Celebration Day 2018 - The House on the Rock Inn Pool

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When we got back to the hotel we went back to the room to change into our swimsuits. It was only around 6pm and there was still plenty of time to get our rage on before actual Celebration Day started at midnight. We filled up a cocktail and then stopped by the front desk and asked them to turn the water features on in the pool area. When we walked in there were jets, waterfalls and the best part of all - still no one else there (including children). As much fun as this was on its own, it was even better due to the lack of other people. Especially no children. Kids are the worst and ruin every good time. I guess that is until you have kids of your own and start to appreciate them. BUT NOT   TODAY!!!! Today we were the kids that were playing in this time-trapped aquatic wonderland. And we were having the time of our lives.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here we are having a Submarine Party? Why? Because a Submarine Party don't stop! Not even underwater! That's the whole point of a submarine pal! Check out all of the features that this bad boy has to offer. There's the Captain and Co-Pilot seats, water jets spraying the interior, port holes to see the marine life outside and a slide for quick evacuation in case things take a turn for the worse. I can't imagine a better place to have my Celebration Day as the clock inches closer to my actual birthday. What an amazing gem of a find this place was. Perfect for a couple of big kids like us.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We had a really long day and we couldn't spend the entire night in the pool area, especially when there were so many activities that were designed to wear children down and capture their energy. I had given them enough for today, so it was time to go back to the hotel room, pour another cocktail, get something to eat and see what kind of bad movies were on the TV tonight as my real Celebration Day lurked.

 

 

 

 

This slide looks like less fun in slow motion, so why did I do this video? Because I have problems, that's why. Look, I don't have to explain my actions to you of all people. I only have to answer to Jesus. And I believe that Jesus loves me and that children like me are our future. So just go with it because you are with Jesus or you are against Jesus. And who wants to be against Jesus? Certainly not this pool loving Christian and his little Sister. We were here for the water features and to not anger the Gods above or below them. As long as we stayed on that righteous path, everything would work out alright in the end.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Home

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pizza is like the only hotel food (besides hotel breakfast, but that is morning food). We looked up some local joints and I found one called Godfather Pizza. I wanted to get it just because of The Goonies where Mikey calls out Chunk for lying about that one time he said he ate his weight in Godfather's Pizza. But they weren't open, so we settled for Pizza Hut. The rest of the night was uneventful (at least according to my Twitter account), but I did stay up until Midnight as I officially welcomed my 37th year on Planet Earth.