Afterglow 2010 - Day 4 Tuesday

Brian was doing a different kind of exploring, one that involved both the body and mind. While he was physically in a kayak out on the lake, his mind was traveling to the 13th dimension where the Revolution and all things salatorious have taken over and "everything is good!"

Granted it was raining, but it wasn't coming down like some storm of the century monsoon. I'm not calling Stacy and Susie evil and green, but they took shelter indoors like the rain would kill them like the Wicked Witch of the West. You didn't need to be inside.

We went swimming in the rain, which is a logical thing to do if it is raining. If you're outside you're getting wet so what the hell, you might as well go swimming. As long as there isn't lighting, then Uncle Greg would yell at us while were are doing the "Carwash" on the HD.

These kids are already in peak physical condition (well at least compared to people like me) so I questioned their desire to work out so they could impress the ladies (or dudes). A real woman will like you for what's on the inside, which is why I've been single all these years.

I also questioned their desire to become a member of the Afterglow Lake Resort Health and Fitness Club. The $35 monthly fee was too much considering this outdated equipment. I'd be willing to bet that most of it was manufactured in the 1990's, which doesn't cut it for fitness buffs like me that are trying to tone up for swimsuit season. Luckily they only signed up for a 2 week no risk trial before committing to the 2 year contract that most likely would have crippled their finances for the foreseeable future. Nice move.

But they might go ahead and fork out the $35 monthly fee (plus a one time only $50 activation fee) for a membership because the Afterglow Lake Resort Health and Fitness Club does come with an added perk that no other club can offer - unlimited hot tub and sauna time with little kids. The YMCA may come close, but unless they have changed their rules, you can't be drunk while enjoying the Spa facilities at their club. Plus Afterglow provides random clothing articles like this blue swimsuit cover-up dress thing that Timmy put on and paraded around the room in. For these perks it might be worth it.