Green Bay Spring Break

These are some of the best pictures because you can never quite tell what is lurking over your shoulder. It could be a grizzly bear, the Langoliers, or maybe even some mad cows and their crazy diseases. But not even I know what is behind me because it is dark. Maybe I don't even want to know what is behind me...

When we finally got home (at about 3:00 in the morning) I stayed up watching The Family Guy, replaying my favorite episodes. I don't know how many I watched before I passed out, but I do know that I laughed when Kool-Aid Kool Man burst into the room and screamed "Oh Yeah!" then silently crept out.

If my life were a movie, then I would play the Carol Anne part in Pol-cha-geist. Imagine my dad waking up the next morning to find out that while he slept, the TV sucked me in and made me a national star. Anyone in the country could turn the TV to channel 3 and sit and watch me for hours. I could only hope that people could see me inside of all that static. Since there was now a poltergeist in the house, we called Craig T. Nelson up on the phone so he could come and save us, but he was too busy partying at the "Coach 15th Anniversary Party." Those Hollywood big shots. So we got Scott Baio, who left his 20 year reunion from "Charles in Charge" to come to our aid. He and that crazy old midget lady helped me to not go into the light. Thank you for saving me Scott Baio, and also for making me never want to smoke weed (see Stoned, an anti-marijuana made for TV movie which I watched as a sophomore in health class at Wauwatosa East High School.)