Kevin got hell munched by the non-existent Afterglow waves and had to bail out. We considered taking his banged-up bod to the hack shack, but we deemed him fit to resume shredding. If he keeps this up, someday he'll be pulling in mad duckets and he can get all kinds of bettys, coohas, does, quebees, mahinas, nuggs and salty sisters. When that time comes, Kevin is going to be a real lucky man.

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