Florida Spring Break

There's a few times in my life when I feel like I am Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers movies. One of those times is back in 1999 when I did my impression of him for the summer and alienated myself from all of my friends except for Mike Bates. Another time is when I shaved my head down to the scalp for the first time. And lastly, when I spun this star globe real fast, and chanted maniacally "The World is mine! The World is mine!" All of those times I tried to be someone that I was not, and none of them ended well. At least I still have my Christopher Walken impression. I mean, C'mon. I gotta have more cowbell!