Florida Spring Break

I sometimes pretend that I am an athlete, and thanks to my beer pong skills, I am somewhat correct. There are still a lot of people who do not view beer pong as a b-level sport (like bowling, darts, curling, etc). Hell, most people think poker and rock paper scissors (both of which have World Series Competitions televised on ESPN) are more like sports than beer pong. But my beer pong skills don't give me any advantage when it comes to throwing a tennis ball into a hula hoop on the field. I failed, and I let all of my fans down.