Florida Spring Break 2008 - Day 1

I know that I am a sexy beast. I don't have to flaunt how hot I am, which is why I don't showcase a lot of topless pictures of myself on this site. In this picture, you can see my manliness, and I know that you don't like it, you love it. Consider this one a gift, because you won't see another candid of this magnitude for some time.

My Dad sings at the local cathedral in Orlando with Bob Schafsky, so while he was at choir practice, I went to a local sports bar to watch the Brewers play the Cardinals at Busch Stadium. You can tell by the expression on my face, but the Brewers had a disappointing road game and lost 5-4. It is always hard for me to watch a Brewers loss.

After emptying the contents of the pool onto the surrounding deck, I took a nice soak in the hot tub. Since it was only April, I was the only person within 500 feet of the pool area. I started to wonder if this had been declared a toxic wasteland (kind of like lake Michigan) but since there were no warning signs, I swam with ease.

Home

I love doing illegal things, but I'd rather not steal or murder people. I only do that kind of stuff in Grand Theft Auto : Vice City. There's nothing like hanging out of a car and capping off prostitutes to the hits of REO Speedwagon and Mr. Mister. But I was illegally swimming in this pool today, and it gave me a little bit of a rush.