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A Day at the Fair

I bought a small carton of milk inside the expo building, then went looking around for a lady in a red hat. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a freakin' woman wearing red head apparel. I just couldn't.

But I couldn't let that deter me from doing my "milk was a bad choice" routine. True to the original, I got more milk in my beard and on my shirt than in my mouth. It was so damn hot though, and milk was a bad choice.

You'd think that after getting milk all over me I'd be done, but we went to Senator Herb Kohl's flavored milk stand. Jenny waited over there for me to buy my 25 cent glass of unusually flavored milk.

Jenny took a scary picture of me after I had consumed one too many pints of milk in all sorts of different flavors. My world had been turned upside down, and milk was moving around inside my tummy and interacting with the other foods that I had consumed. Grrrrr like a lion baby.

We went to to the New Berlin Lions club corn roast. There's seriously nothing better than corn on the cob. All of us (including June) munched on some vegetable goodness slathered in butter and salt. Why someone would ever put them in cans or bags is beyond me.

We went to the fair on a Sunday, and it was really packed. I think that it was the last day of State Fair for the 2005 season, which would explain the crowd. It was also incredibly nice out, and there's not much else to do but go to festivals and fairs like this one. At least everyone there was on the same wavelength and enjoyed the fair.

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