The Aftermath: A Quiet Neighborhood Wakes up Realizing the Raw Power of Furniturization
U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell was quoted as saying, "The world is forever changed. We now live in a world where Furniturization is an undeniable possibility. God help the victims of Furniturization." President George W. Bush's reply for those involved in the Furniturization was this, "The United States will not stand for this sort of action, nor will we allow it. But I think it's kinda cool." Local resident Scott Reck, who asked not to be identified added, "Why are you asking me about this? Like I know who put furniture on the Evans' lawn. But whoever did it is the coolest man alive."
A semi-aerial view of the furniture. If I had the resources, I would've taken a picture from Chopper 4 with Power Zoom, and it would've been on the 10:00 nightly news, but I don't, so learn to accept it.
The desk, TV, sink, and the uhh... stuff fan. Something that Jenny knows all too well about, in a manner of speaking...
The living room set, before and after. Can you spot the changes? I can! It's those darn hooligan kids, with nothing better to do but set up living room sets on people's lawns. And they're watching TV again? What is it with those darn kids and that stupid idiot box? Don't they know that prolonged exposure to Japanese cartoons that involve flashing lights causes seizures? I guess not...
The pictures were taken the same day, but were never meant to be placed side by side such as this, but it happened to kinda fit, in a weird crazy mirror funhouse and creepy clowns sort of way. The pic on the right was only taken to prove Tim's involvement (though he had none) for security measures, in case he decided to rat us out. Swift and steady, through rain wind, sleet and snow, is the carrier of blackmail...
