CineVegas - Just Got Here

There's some preliminary talk of Last Cup (the Beer Pong documentary) being turned into a full length feature film. When someone asked who would play me in the movie, I suggested Louie Anderson. Louie does act or talk like me, but it was the first thing that came into my head. But since Chris Farley and John Candy are both deceased, he was the next logical choice. Any suggestions?

I wish that I could say that the car below was my rental car for the 36 hours that I would be spending in Las Vegas this weekend, but you wouldn't believe me even if told the biggest lie in the world. You and I both know that I don't have baller status. This is Criss Angel's (of the TV show Mindfreak) car. As for the midget? He was tending par (per say) at O'Shea's and pouring shots into people's mouths. More on that below.

I took a picture next to this giant poster of Louie Anderson just to prove my point that he probably could play me in a movie if the situation called upon it. Sure, he's a lot older than me (at 55 years of age) but we look pretty similar. But Louie just couldn't do me justice. I would then recommend Wisconsin's own Frank Caliendo (seen on TBS' Frank TV) to play me. I feel like he would get me enough to do it right.

I drunkenly wandered around the neighborhood of the Luxor hotel, and even managed to get in a picture of me with the giant pyramid. The pyramid didn't mind sharing the spotlight with a big time movie star like myself.

I met up with my friend Eric Welch from California, who just happened to be in Las Vegas for the weekend with his parents for a little of the "right time, right place" circumstance. I met him and Neal (of We Own Your Face, winners of WSoBP 2 and also featured in the documentary) at Caesar's Palace, then we went over to O'Shea's to hang out and play some beer pong. When we walked into the Casino, there was this midget blowing on a whistle and pouring green liquid into people's mouths. I walked up to the bar and got some free midget poured liquor. Is this town great or what? There can't be any other place on the planet where this kind of thing is allowed.

I have wanted to go to the Excalibur for some time, but I never made it over there. I decided to visit it so that I could check another Las Vegas property off of my list. It was exactly like everyone on the phone told me - overrun with kids. But outside I was able to snap this kid-free picture thanks to wedging a matchbook underneath my camera to prop it up. It resulted in a damn fine portrait.