Brewers vs. Nationals in Washington D.C.

I love wieners. Hotdogs for the lay person. My Grandma called them wieners which always made us snicker when we were kids. I love them so much (especially with all the fixins ) that they are usually the one and only option for eating when I start getting hungry. I think that is one of the reasons why I love baseball so much. Nothing says a day at the ballpark more than a delicious hotdog. So I got one from a street vendor. Kevin loves wieners too, but not the hotdog ones. He loves them so much that he posed for this picture to show you what's going on in his pants. And right now it was the Washington Monument.

Ok, so I also love wieners. But my fascination is more comical and joke related. You can try and debate with me that the Washington Monument doesn't look like a giant erect cock, but then I will tell you that you are wrong and use these pictures as evidence. I've done a lot of silly things in my days, but at this moment I felt like I was totally wrong for desecrating this memorial to our Nation's history. But then I realized how good they were then and even now, and decided that the world is better off that we did this. You're welcome.

After using the monument in ways that the creator probably never intended, we decided that another obscene gesture was needed. Hell, if you're gonna go you might as well go all out. If I need to describe which sex act that we are performing then you are probably under the age of 12. If that is the case then you shouldn't even be on here. This site is filled with filth and impure comments. Plus there's enough naughty words to fill a Kevin Smith screenplay. On second thought it's not that bad, but you still shouldn't be here if you are a child, with child, or know children.

If you didn't already look at the Washington Monument and say, "Hey look! It's a Giant Penis!" then you will from now on. But not everything on this site has to be distasteful and inappropriate, so I took a nice picture of the WM by itself. Doesn't it look delectable? You would think that when you admire it's hard and long surface. But we must move on. We were walking towards the Lincoln Memorial so we stopped off at the World War II memorial. This was one of the things that wasn't here 10 years ago when I was here. It was a fine tribute to the people who fought in the World's most terrible war.

I totally underestimated the distances between points of interest in Washington D.C. The walk from the Capital Building to the Lincoln Memorial took us a long time, and now I know why. It's about 2 1/2 miles between those 2 points, which is a whole lot longer than it sounds. So when we did reach the Lincoln Memorial we sat down on the steps to take a breather. It was then that I noticed our shadows on the pavement. Normally shadows aren't cool, and sometimes they are assholes like Peter Pan's shadow, but ours were different. Our shadows were wearing Sombreros. I then took a the same picture without our sombrero shadows just to prove to you that wearing a sombrero makes everything better.