Me and My Friends (page 3)
Do you remember Senior year in the yearbooks, where they had those surveys s where they decided most likely to succeed, most likely to ,most likely to (fill in the blanks as you see fit). At our celebration, Aaron was voted luckiest guy of the night.
This is Casey. Obviously he thinks that I am #1 because he is pointing at me like one of those foam fingers.
Team Sniper took a break from winning (after all, they were the Fall 2003 Beer Pong Champions) to pose in a portrait with me. That's John on the left and Davis on the right. Both are very worthwhile players, but when their powers combine, they could beat anyone including Captain Planet. They could definitely beat that little Asian kid, because his power of "heart" was useless. The only thing that it was good for was calling Captain Planet, which wasn't even that good because Captain Planet was a bitch.
This spot is reserved for my friend Aaron. Friend can't even describe what this guy means to me. We are what is known as hetero life-mates. Before you start to make rainbow assumptions, think about the words involved. Hetero - meaning other; different. Usually pertaining to one's gender preference in relationships (in this case females.) Mates - a pair of people who live together (end that definition with for life.) In lay man's terms, it means that we like women but will live together for life or until some circumstance separates us (death, moving, marriage.) Everyone should have a hetero life-mate. It's a lot of fun.