Beer Pong - 11/08 (page 1)

 

By about this time in the night, I figured that I had not been featured in many pictures, so I allowed myself to enter this page with a look that can only be described as frightful. But that's my look I always do - just ask anyone who frequents this site. It was not until just now though, that I noticed Michelle peering over my shoulder.

Some people come to watch beer pong, some people come to drink. Me?  I'm here for the foosball. Russ and Michelle took one side of the table, and with that, the match was on. There was a lot of action at this table, enough to make an ESPN highlight reel. Now only if they would return my phone calls...

The game soon took shape, pairing Russ and Michelle (left) against John (Slider) and Chris. Both sides of the table are a force to be reckoned with, but the candidate for MVP certainly goes to Michelle. She got the wickedest shot since that Witch from the West in the land of OZ. I was terrified to go up against her, and learned my lesson when I played her and Russ 2 on 2.

John and I are an integral part to the success of UWM's Dining Services unit, as we bring hope to those who have none. Actually, we a 2/3 of the beverage team, so we understand each other, and naturally, teamed up on the foosball table. We played Russ and Michelle (the reigning champions) and sadly lost. But we did loose to the best, because I wouldn't have it any other way.

You know those pictures with all the crazy little pixilated dots where you have to focus and squint your eyes in order to see a hidden image? Well, this isn't one of them. Sorry. This is more of a "I wonder what that guy in the picture is thinking" types of pictures. I've got the look of a demon that is looking to explode from within, kinda like that alien in Alien.

Davis and John have proven themselves many times over as a formidable team, and Davis said that he'd hurt me if I said anything else. I'm afraid of Davis, so alas, I have no other choice. I am only fooling, ladies and gentleman, Davis Rank and me don't have any issues, I only said that to start a conflict, because it's news like that that catches the readers eyes. Sorry for the misinformation. His partner, the formidable John Rusk, held his own and proved to the world that Dining Services employees will someday rule the world.

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