Beer Pong 11/08

During all regular season league matches, advanced stat taking measures are utilized in order to fully capture the strengths and weaknesses of each player. This technique can only benefit all if a few dedicate themselves to taking those stats. (From left to right) Davis, John, and Ryan closely watch the participants and take record of shots, shots made, shooting percentage, steals, and a few other miscellaneous things. Brodey (right) definitely believes in the institution of stat keeping, and makes sure that it is implemented every time, because after all, he is the Godfather of beer pong.

Team Jen catches a lot of flak because of the fact that they're an all female team. Jen (left) and Jenny (right) are very much superior to their male counterparts, and receive criticism from the guys because men are inherently afraid of women. They brought their insatiable good looks and undeniable talent to the table, and it didn't matter if they won or lost (I'd tell you, but I don't remember), what matters is that they came. That should be a lesson to all of you beer pong neigh Sayers. But Jenny does escape with the shot of the night award, and I receive credit for my fantastic photography skills, even if I did blind her.

Some guys are just lucky, and some guys take photographs of other people. John (Slider) becomes the luckiest guy of the night when he gets the distinct honor of partnering with Michelle for a game of beer pong. At least I got to take a picture, so that makes me feel somewhat lucky.

Aaron and Ashley smile contently, having realized their calling in life - to join the National Beer Pong League and tour college campuses and play the local teams in a showdown that's sure to rock the campus. Chris just wishes he had chosen a partner and joined this year's festivities so he could be as fortunate...

Ryan (left) stares longingly into Russ' half-empty beer cup, wondering where he can get himself some of that bountiful goodness. The answer, my friend, is upstairs in the attic, so drink yourself silly. After all, that's what partying is all about.

Wherever there is beer pong, there's sure to be a gathering of followers. Miscellaneous people always adorn the cushions of the couch to get a courtside view of the action taking place on the table. It also gives the stat-takers the best perspective.