World Series of Beer Pong 7

Meanwhile in the ballroom Hummel and I were cozying up next to some semi-attractive girls and a midget from O'Shea's Casino. We were too drunk to notice that it was probably a bad idea. Nothing matters when you're drunk.

Here's a couple of pictures from our game against Mile High. Not a lot is happening in these pictures but then again nothing much happened during those games. You saw the video on the previous page. Oh you skipped through it? Good for you. You're learning well my young Padawan. Soon you will become a full fledged Jedi. Maybe someday you might ascend to Master. I doubt it, but you might as well shoot for the stars.

Matt is another one of those guys who has been to every World Series of Beer Pong. There are very few of us and the number is shrinking with every year as we are getting older and more responsible. That day will come, but we both were at WSoBP VII.

It took a while, but I finally got a picture of Hummel that Shit!'s fans Kevin and Sara. Both of them like us by default because Kevin is family and Sara was dating Hummel. But even though they had to like us they didn't have to watch us, so I thank them for that.

I don't know if I have referenced it enough so I'm going to bring it up again - I was pretty sick out here and I couldn't eat. But for some reason my sickness didn't stop me from drinking, so I got wasted pretty fast without anything in my body to soak it up. That leads me to these pictures. Like any other atmosphere with a lot of dudes (think bars) they played club music with heavy bass and I started dancing with. My friend Kenny (the black guy) was dancing too, so at least I wasn't alone flailing around like a drunken asshole.

Kevin didn't watch all of our games. I wouldn't ask him to do that. This was his first time in Vegas so he explored the town while I was busy losing at beer pong. That's when he stumbled upon these characters drunk and passed out. Classic.

You might have noticed by now that I didn't talk about or show you any pictures from our final game of Day 1. That was on purpose. Up until Game 5 I was taking a "group" picture of us and our opponents but after that 7 cup loss (Game 4) I was done posing for pictures with the team that beat us. Game 5 was a 5 cup loss and Game 6 was only marginally better with a 4 cup loss to Thanks for the Entertainment. I was feeling like shit because of the sickness and I just didn't care about beer pong anymore. It was now time to take Cousin Kevin out on the town.