World Series of Beer Pong 6

By now we had checked into the hotel room and visited the liquor store. I saw an old bum drinking a can of Steel Reserve malt liquor, so I just had to have one. It wasn't the first time I modeled my behavior after a bum. I was all liquored up with no place to go, so I decided to go to Paris. The Eiffel Tower is a symbol of the French Revolution and even though the French are weak, a Revolution is a Revolution. Then I decided to go to the Bellagio commune in Italy to entice another European country overturn its leaders.

I was walking to CVS Pharmacy (which is located next to the Monte Carlo) and I passed through the new City Center complex. While crossing a bridge I stopped to listen some dudes playing Sublime and thought, "I bet that the Back Alley Burners could do this."

Las Vegas is one hell of a town. Where else would you be able to get wasted and hang out with Elmo and Mickey? Orlando you say? Touché. But where else could you hold a can of Steel Reserve and hang with them and everyone approves of your actions? Just Vegas.

Most people do not understand the Revolution. That's ok for now because someday they won't be able to escape it. I will be the head of the largest media company in the World, Pookon Inc. and my cousin Brian will be the President of the United States of America. With two members of the Revolution having that much power, any people that try to resist will have their internet and TV access taken away and banished from the country. But we will not be a dictatorship because all Americans will choose the Revolution because they will realize how amazing it is.

The picture below is pretty sharp. I don't say that a lot (because I would sound like my Grandma if I did) but you have to admit that it's a sweet shot. Thanks to TP I was able to get this fantastic pic of me drinking my Steel Reserve on the Strip. Just another day in the life of Living the Dream. I made it back to the Flamingo and once again recognized Caesar for his contribution to the Revolution. Now Uncle Greg may say to Caesar "I've been Starting the Revolution since before you were born" but we all know the truth.

Now Hummel was in nearly the same position as the dude partied out in the bushes, but he was merely taking it easy. It was the first night after all. Not everyone goes out there and rages really hard right away when we still had 3 more days here. Not everyone is the Iceman.

I saw this guy all partied out in the bushes outside of the Flamingo. Man, some people just can't handle Las Vegas. Amateurs. I'm a drinking and Las Vegas veteran by now, so if you ever see me in this position then you know I had a night so good I can't remember it.

I met Whitney on Facebook when she added me as a friend after seeing the Last Cup documentary. This was her 1st time out to the World Series of Beer Pong and I think I gave her a good idea of what to expect. We finally got to meet in person and we played some beer pong in my room to warm up for the actual tournament which started the next day. Because of the movie I have spoken to a lot of people on Facebook without ever speaking to them in real life, so it is interesting when it really happens. It's kind of cool to be a little bit famous, even if I'm not really that good.