World Series of Beer Pong 6

Going home is always tough but after 5 days of beer pong in Vegas there's no place else that I want to go. The WSoBP really takes a lot out of you and you move really slow on the morning of departure. Hummel brought along his beer pong table and had to pack it up.

The view from our hotel room was so spectacular. Glad that I paid for an upgraded room. I'm pretty sure that I saw a drug deal happen on the roof of the Imperial Palace parking garage. Hell of a town Las Vegas. And killer digs man. They know how to treat their high rollers.

We got to the airport like hella early so we had some time to eat some food before our flight. I've heard about a Sausage Fest before but never a Sausage Kingdom. I'll enlist in that royal army and storm the castle on my noble steed. All to get that wiener. A succulent foot long smothered in ketchup and mustard and topped with tomatoes, onions, pickles and peppers. Once I got a look at that thing I just wanted to put it in my mouth.

I feel bad leaving Coach Gordon Bombay home alone all the time but daddy bird has to spread his wings, leave the nest and fly every once in a while. Besides, I spend the rest of the making money to pay for his food, shelter and toilet. Sometimes I have to splurge and take care of myself too. And 5 days in Vegas is just what the Doctor ordered.

I don't remember how I got home from the airport but I do know that I was on the same flight as Hummel and Sara. But the important thing is that I was home and I survived yet another World Series of Beer Pong. I'm not sure about how long I can keep this up, but I do know that as long as I am still here, I will continue to rage. Who knows how long.

I never intended to come out here for Year 6. Five seemed like a pretty good stopping point seeing as that I was already old as shit when the World Series of Beer Pong started. But I made a drunken bet to Hummel that I wasn't about to rescind upon. The Iceman may lie about some everyday trivial nonsense, but when it comes to a promise I keep that like Zeus keeps the Kraken locked up in his cell. Sure even Zeus releases the Kraken when he needs it to cause mayhem upon the people, but I will not release a promise of this magnitude. As it stands right now (November of 2011) I promised to Hummel that Shit part Tres because Brodey bailed on me because of work. So if you like what you saw here get ready for some more of the same next year. World Series of Beer Pong 7 is calling my name, and even though I am 30 now I'm still not too old to Hummel that Shit!