World Series of Beer Pong 5

Everyone else watching the fountain show was doing just that - watching the fountain show. I had my back turned to the show and I was drinking and Starting the Revolution. I've always been known to buck the trends and march to a different beat. Most of the time I look like a complete fool, but every now and then someone will take notice and think that I am cool for being unique. I'm fine either way.

The fountain show always climaxes with an eruption of wet stuff. I wonder if people take that the wrong way and get aroused. If so would I be able to get Betty White to narrate my website? I'd call it Pookerotica. It's a stretch, but I'll keep on hoping for that day.

By this time I was pretty drunk. I wanted to pray some brackjack and decided to go to Birr's Gambrin' Harr and Saroon (which is what I wourd carr it if I was tarking rike a sterotypicar Asian). I didn't pray brackjack, but I did spend some dorrars on the srots.

After losing some of the money that I had won earlier in the day at Aria, I walked back over to the Flamingo. The Flamingo is right next Bill's Saloon but I instead walked back across the bridge towards Caesar's Palace so that I could get a picture of the Flamingo. It doesn't look very impressive from the outside, mostly because it's an old building (opened in 1946) and it has Donny and Marie plastered all over the front.

The Flamingo has obviously been renovated several times in the last 50 years so it looks better on the inside, but the exterior certainly lacks the flair of the other Casino Hotels on the Strip. There's not much you can do when new hotels are built each year.

By the time Joey Kanz made it into town I was off the booze and on to sipping ice water. The day goes by super fast and hits you hard in the end when you've been drinking all day. But all that I was doing was getting prepared for the craziness of the WSoBP.

Now that Kanz was safely here in Las Vegas we could concentrate and get down to business. And by that I mean look goofy, drink Mountain Dew and eat chips. No, of course not. It meant that we could get physically, mentally and emotionally prepared for the WSoBP. But before the games started tomorrow we needed to go and check in for the event, which meant getting our picture taken, signing autographs and catching up with old friends.

I probably do drink more than the average person but that's usually because I'm by myself, bored and have nothing better to do. Yikes. I may be more of an alcoholic than I care to admit. But that's an intervention for a different day. Today I was watching the Bellagio water fountains because I love water. Prior to the show this creepy mist rolls across the water which kind of freaked me out. There could be something out there in the mist, and like an idiot in a horror movie, I was going to stick around and wait for something to come out and rip my body apart.