World Series of Beer Pong 4

Brodey's team was also on fire, but that doesn't explain his actions in this picture. Casey's team however, was falling asleep at the wheel, so his actions are understandable. But there was plenty of time left to get hot or go cold, so things could change.

We had just won our 3rd game of the day and we were rolling. And we were wasted and having a blast. This felt really good, but we knew that we still had 3 more games this afternoon and 6 more tomorrow before we could be confident about making Day 3.

I totally don't remember being in this picture. I'm usually the one taking the pictures, so unless I force it somehow, I'm usually not in group shots. But there is factual evidence that I was there, so I'm just going to run with it. It wouldn't be the first time I didn't remember being somewhere when I have proof that I was.

Ladies love the Ice. I don't care if they were there to promote a free singles website (shameless plug - Fringles.com) and they were paid to hang out and smile while standing next to pathetic single losers like me. That's what other people think. I think that they were strangely attracted to me, and that they couldn't keep their paws off of me. But hey, I think that strippers like me too. I call it like I see it, and you can choose whether or not to believe me.

They sold overpriced sandwiches to anyone who was dumb or drunk enough to purchase one. I certainly wasn't going to fall victim to that trap, but Kanz fell for it hook, line and sinker. I started to get on his case about it, but he promised me his tomato if I would shut up about it. So by partaking in just that small part of the sandwich, I felt like I too bought into the overpriced sandwich machine. And that made me feel like I sold out hardcore. But I was drunk and the tomato tasted super awesome. I guess shit happens when the spirits get a hold of you.

At the East/West beer pong tournament last night, the Average Joes knocked us out of the loser's bracket. They shot insanely well, and I swear one of the dudes didn't miss a shot. It sucked, but I'm glad that it happened last night and not during the real tournament.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that your childhood was exactly the same as mine. Trust me, it was. Every time your Mom took your picture, she made you look nice and serious for the first one, then allowed a second "silly" picture, where you could make faces and be as goofy as you wanted. That is this picture. Brodey got in the background, and the blonde Fringles girl made the perfect clueless Brodey face. Brodey was proud. And so was your Mom.

I stood as far back as I could against the wall so that I could capture the enormity and scope of this beer pong event. Then I posted these pictures side by side and created some kind of crazy panoramic masterpiece. This does make for a pretty awesome picture, but it still doesn't do this event justice. You'll never quite understand it until you witness it with your own eyes. See it for yourself and come out next year.