World Series of Beer Pong 4

Kanz was up and out of the room before the crack of dawn, so like most every other day of my life, I woke up alone in my room. I would have liked a little more time to recuperate, but I had to get to the airport and head on back home to good ol' Sconnie. I was on the same flight as Denise and Lorge, so we caught a shuttle back to the airport. We got there a little early, so we decided to get something to eat. Like always, I hold up my food to show you what I was eating. Why do I do that? Christ I don't know. Must be trying to make you jealous or something...

Denise and Lorge checked their bags instead of carrying them on (I honestly don't know why anyone does that) do I had to stick around and wait for them. They had graciously offered me a ride home, so I didn't mind waiting. When I got home I found beer boxes from the bar downstairs stacked in mine and Joe's doorways. I knew exactly who to blame, but no action was taken because I thought that it was hilarious.

It's like a 3 hour flight from Vegas, and once you add in the 2 hour time change difference, it's a 5 hour swing. That made it around 5:00 pm back home in Milwaukee, which meant to sooner rather than later, I would have to go back to work. So that sucked. But I ran into some friends of mine from the CHBPL, who I won't name because they were in Vegas during the WSoBP but did not play in it. What the hell.

It had to be someone with access to our house (like Paul Plakut) conspiring with someone at the bar with a sense of humor (Nick) to do something like this. Once I figure out who did it, I'll go apeshit like Joey Kanz did. Seriously. He got home, saw this, and went batshit crazy. Sometimes that guy just doesn't know how to take a joke. But I guess after the kind of weekend he just had, he must have been on his last nerve, and this stunt just pushed him over the edge. I got so much joy watching his reaction to destroying these stacked boxes. Wish you would have been there. It was like Godzilla attacking Tokyo in the 1950's Japanese movies. Doesn't that make you laugh?