World Series of Beer Pong 4

When I was drunkenly minding my own business in the corner of the ballroom, I came across these two dudes that were partied out like Phil in Wayne's World. Alright, these guys need coffee and crullers - stat! What made it hilarious was how they were partied out, cause the dude in the gray shirt had his head rested on the white shirt dude's shoulder. How cute. Just wouldn't expect to see that here.

Distractions are such a huge part of beer pong. Blocking them out becomes a big part of the game. There are a lucky few who are immune to them, but the majority of people need something to take their mind off of their opponents attempts to get in their face. I use alcohol to get so drunk that I don't pay attention to anything, but a lot of people, like Casey, use the iPod to their advantage.

I took a break from watching Kanz think that half naked girls like him to watch Hummel and Katie J rock some other kids at beer pong. Truth be told, those kids needed all the support that they could get, so I happily backed them up. That little bit couldn't hurt.

For some odd reason, Kanz needed to prove his manliness to those gathered in the corner of the ballroom. Most dudes would take their shirts off and start lifting weights. But Joey Kanz is not like most dudes. He left his trademark Favre jersey on, held his beer in one hand, and proceeded to lift girls instead. I just realized that I could be typing just about anything right here and it doesn't matter because you won't be reading it. The girls are looking at Joey Kanz and the guys are looking at...Joey Kanz? Woah. Something is wrong here. C'mon guys - there's half naked women here! Avert your eyes from that majestic beast!

While I sat against the wall and tried to collect my thoughts, I pretended that I was one of the G.I. Joe people and did a little jungle reconnaissance. I spied on Joey Kanz, and I watched him strike out with the Fringles girl. What did you expect big guy?

This game was the first chance that I had to watch Amanda and Denise. And boy did I pick a good game to watch. As you will see on the next page, the game came down to one-on-one, and Denise "manned-up" and nailed the last cup like it was nobody's business. Forget male or female; Denise is one of the best beer pong players I've ever seen. She always hits the kill shot when the game is on the line.