World Series of Beer Pong 3

Since Kanz "made" me go to the Hard Rock Casino (I would've gone anyway) I made him go to the Wynn Casino. I think the Wynn is the nicest casino/hotel in all of Las Vegas, and I was totally not surprised to see a Ferrari dealership inside. You can buy admission tickets to tour it, but it wasn't open at 1:30 am on a Thursday night.

Joey Kanz had promised to go out with me and "paint the town", so to speak. Until tonight, he had failed on that promise by being partied out all the time. I woke his goofy ass up and made him go with me, and the first place that we went was the Hard Rock Cafe. We went to grab some dinner and some tall Heineken beers in some keeper glasses and then stood outside of the big ass guitar that stands outside of this establishment. On the inside, all of these casinos look the exact same, but it's those little (or big) things outside that separate one casino/hotel from the other. I've got nothing against the Hard Rock Casino, but if it wasn't for the restaurant and music memorabilia, there is no reason that I would've ever come here. I properly schooled Kanz in the art of taking time honored photographs because I needed an apprentice to take my role behind the camera if I ever wanted to be in front of it. Since I love myself and this is my website, I figure that I deserve to be in some of my own pictures. Is that really too much to ask? I've really never asked for much, but every now and then I ask someone else (or the self timer) to take my picture so that I can be featured on here. Since this is my website, I can do whatever I want. If you don't like it, then what the hell are you doing here? I don't mean to be frank, but if you aren't my friend, then leave now. But thanks a lot for the hits.

I felt way out of place walking through the Wynn Casino. I was wearing my 1990's Brewers jersey, and Kanz was wearing a Brett Favre jersey, and everyone else was wearing tuxedos and fancy evening gowns. Well, not everyone. Some people were wearing khakis and polo shirts. You could totally tell that we didn't belong here, but we made the most of our time before security showed us the door. This bar/eatery (in the picture on the left) looks like it was influenced by the Chinese, but I didn't stick around long enough to find out for sure. Out side of the area (picture on the right) there is this outdoor waterfall where they supposedly display laser images on the screen, but it was closed tonight due to high winds and inclement weather. I've seen them shut down the Volcano at the Mirage or the Pirate show at Treasure Island due to winds, but I thought that these rich billionaires like Steve Wynn would've paid scientists to figure out how to control the weather by now.

Joe was the one who wanted to go to the Hard Rock Casino, so I figured that since he did me a favor by waking up, I could do him a favor by making his wish come true. It was pretty standard as far as casinos go, but it had rock memorabilia. Think a Hard Rock Cafe but with slot machines and table games. Exactly.