World Series of Beer Pong 3

There's not too much more that I can say about the fountain show that the previous video didn't say through moving pictures. That's the beauty and the curse of those videos; sometimes they do too good of a job that these pictures are rendered useless. So sit back, enjoy, and be pissed or thankful (depending on your take on Las Vegas) that I was there and you weren't. Choose your own adventure.

I took a picture of myself up there so that I would have proof that I visited the top of the Eiffel Tower and that I didn't just steal these pictures from another website. I really don't think that I would ever be accused of that, but in today's day and age, you never know. Lord knows that I've been called worse things in my life than a their.

I took this picture to remind myself that I was talking like Donald Trump all week just to mess with Kanz. It's almost too easy to mess with that kid, and the slightest thing (like speaking with a heavy New York City accent) can really get to him. But then again, talking like Trump for 4 days straight would get to just about anyone.

I took a picture of the observation deck at the Stratosphere because I knew that in a few days I would be on top of that structure. My desire to stand atop large observation towers and look down always gets the best of me.

I wasn't satisfied with the picture that I took of myself, so I asked someone else to take a picture of me. When I wasn't satisfied with the picture that they took of me, I yelled at them to do it right. They yelled back and said screw you buddy and told me to jump off. I told them that I would, except they put bars up over the windows. Not all of that really happened, but I like to lie and make up stories.

The lights in Las Vegas are bright as S, and it is even more evident when you are looking down on them from above. The Luxor (the pyramid shaped hotel/casino in both the left and right pictures) has a powerful giant light on the top of it. That beacon of sin can probably be seen from space, although I do not have any evidence or Wikipedia sources to back that one up. I think the Luxor is the sweetest hotel here, and just once before I die, I want to climb to the top and look directly into the light. It would be like staring into the sun. It would rule, until your retinas get scorched out by that radiant light. Then it would suck cause you can't see, which is why I'd do it right before I die.

I stayed at Bally's a little longer than I intended too because I sat down at a penny slot machine and started winning. I wasn't winning a lot, but I was winning enough to stay on the machine and get some free drinks. As soon as I ordered my 7 & 7, the machine went cold and I lost all my money. I stuck around my my drink, but my money couldn't do the same thing. I got my "free" drink and moved on.

I went back down into the Paris and decided to go check out the Bally's hotel. On the way through the casino, I saw this tiny granny playing this giant slot machine. I would have loved to see her try and pull the lever to get the wheels turning, but she just hit the button. It would've been sweet to watch her try to yank that thing. It would've been like those old bags spinning the big wheel on the Price is Right.