World Series of Beer Pong 3

You can kind of see the reflection of the flash off of the raindrops, so even though you can't see the rain, that little bit of evidence along with trust in my word should help you to believe that it was actually raining. I was expecting a little more after all the build up of the darkening skies, lightning and thunder, but it was more of a drizzle than a rain. It was like the first time that I saw Star Wars Episode 1 - all hype and no action. Thankfully I was drinking, and when you're drinking, everything seems to be acceptable for the time being. It's only later when you sober up that you realize that although everything seemed pretty sweet while you were drunk, it was in fact not sweet.

The nice thing about Vegas is that everything is all lit up. I haven't seen things this lit up since that Bob Marley concert. Hi-O! I'm just glad that I don't have to pay the electric bill for this joint, 'cause Lord knows that I have a hard enough time paying for my own electricity bill. I'll sit back and bask in this light, and try not to let it burn my skin or my retinas. It's a tough task, but for the first time in my life, I'm man enough to face it. And where better to be a man than in the adult Disneyland. Let the sin begin.

I'm pretty sure that they meant for this place to resemble Times Square with all of the flashy lights and giant TV screens. And much like Times Square in New York City, there's almost too much going on here. I'm glad that I don't have epilepsy, because I'm sure that I would have had some crazy seizures right there on the Strip.

Even if you've never seen the fountains at the Bellagio, you've seen the fountains at the Bellagio. I don't know why I keep going back to see them every time that I'm in Las Vegas, cause it's like like they change. I think that I go because it's just something that you do out there. I wouldn't be a proper tourist if I didn't.

It's amazing that they were able to put this big ass lake in front of a hotel and alongside one of the busiest streets in the United States. It shows that you an do just about anything you want as long as you have enough money. If you've got dollars and want to build a big asa lake, then go ahead and do it. That's America baby.

I saw this dude making balloon animals and hats on the sidewalk in front of the Bellagio fountains, and had I been drunk enough, I would have asked him to make me a sweet crown. Maybe a balloon version of that cheap paper Burger King crown. I would take that home with me. It would happen in Vegas, but not stay in Vegas.