World Series of Beer Pong 3

The Planet Hollywood used to be the Aladdin hotel and casino, but I guess that since the war in Iraq the sequel started, people no longer look upon the Middle East with tales of Genies, fortune, and princesses. The Aladdin needed to be changed to something loud, obnoxious, and New York City-like. In comes the Planet Hollywood idea, and the rest is completely obvious. It's ultra modern, and kids like me are supposed to think that it is hyped, but I'm not falling for that MTV garbage. The shops at the Miracle Mile still has the Arabian theme from when it was the Desert Passage, and the ceiling (like a lot of the casinos) is painted to resemble the sky.

This mall used to be called the Dessert Passage, which makes sense because the hotel was called the Aladdin. Why is there a boat flying in the sky? There are not boats in the dessert! The only possible explanation is that it is a supposed to be a mirage. Or someone was smoking a hookah and imagined a boat flying through the desert. Either way, although it looks sweet, it doesn't fit in here.

The Sin City Brewing Company was the official beer sponsor of the 2nd World Series of Beer Pong. It was actually pretty good beer, just not the right kind of beer to play beer pong with. There were two kinds of beer that we played with, a light pilsner style beer and a dark lager style beer. It was rough playing with the dark lager beer, but I ordered a few at the Brewery store at the Miracle Mile and enjoyed it. You definitely get a better taste for a beer when you are sitting back, relaxing, and enjoying the beer versus slamming it in between beer pong shots. Chris Hummel may call shenanigans on me, but I actually enjoyed drinking this beer. I love to check out local beer when I'm on the road.

I don't know where the actual brewery is, so I don't know if they offer a tour or free beer samples. The only thing that I did know is that they have this store/bar in the middle of this bar, which is good enough for me. B is for beer, that's good enough for me - oh beer beer beer starts with B. It's like a damn Sesame Street song (which is obviously where I got the idea.) Those kiddie shows stick with you no matter how many brain cells you kill by drinking. That's why kids are able to get brainwashed by the Teletubbies; they still have enough brain cells for mind games to control them.

I've totally lost touch with today's youth. I've tried to listen to modern music, but I don't understand how shouting and cursing over a manufactured beat constitutes as music. Maybe I'm just getting old. What the fcuk is up with this clothing store? I simply don't get it. It's like it's trying to be perverse, but also maintain a PG-13 rating at the same time. I bet the pre-pubescent kids giggle like siht over this.