3 Godsplash 4.0 (page 2)
Tim found out the hard way that it probably wasn't the best idea to wear jeans and shoes while Godsplashing, something that he can change before the next time. But since there will never be a next time, he will have to live his life with that regret.
There is no plausible explanation for the pirate patch that I am wearing over my left eye, but I will tell you one thing - the lack of depth perception sure made Godsplashing a unique challenge.
Everyone (including the dog) was all tuckered out. It doesn't take too much to get these guys tired, so this edition of Godsplash didn't last very long, nor did it introduce anything new to the genre.
Sorry ladies, but this kid is taken. I know that you were going to ask about his availability, so I took it upon myself to tell you that. Tough luck.
By now it shouldn't surprise you that Browski Godsplashes in a button down shirt that would be more suitable for a Sunday church service.
I don't know why I'm spraying down the driveway; that pirate patch must have been clouding up my vision and my mind. Pirates will do that to ya if you're not careful.
And so the Godsplash laid to rest in the graveyard one final time, and this time it would be for good. Normally this would be the spot where I would reminisce of the past 3 years, but I will instead use it to plead with you all to help me find a new space for Season 4 of the Godsplash or risk loosing it for all eternity. If you are willing to offer your land for the good of all mankind or know of an available piece of land, please let me know. You will be rewarded with an exclusive concert by the one and only band June's Blanket, whom many consider to be the greatest band of all time. You know how to reach me, so keep in touch. I look forward to hearing from you my people.
Now I that I have said that which needed to be said, I can now look back at the previous years and all of the greatness that the Godsplash has brought me. What started out as a simple slip and slide evolved into the most fun that I have had in my young life. I really will miss all of the fun that we had, but I will miss the people the most. So many people came together to make each and every Godsplash unique, and I must thank all of you for making that possible. If we are able to put this sort of thing together again someday down the road, I will not hesitate to bring together every single one of you who brought this idea to greatness. I might need a shoulder to cry upon come summer 2005, when the lack of Godsplashing really starts to set in; so if you've got an available shoulder, I'll be there with tears in my eyes. But until then, feel free to check out all of the past versions of the Godsplashes, from seasons 1-3, available only at pookon.com.