3 Godsplash 3.0 (page 2)
Tim bought a couple of water toys from Walgreens, and needless to say, they all sucked. It's ok, because he only spent 3 dollars on them. Gary tries out one of the toys, and made it to the bottom only because of his great skill.
There are many things in life that I am good at, but riding the tube on the Godsplash is not one of them. Luckily I do make it to the bottom or else I would have had to faced the laughter of my mates.
Kevin looses the tube because he is wicked, oh so wicked. He was traveling at speeds faster than one could imagine, and just lost it. It would be kind of hard for me to dumb it down anymore for you non-Godsplashers, so get down on your knees and worship Kevin.
Sarah did not Godsplash this time (please, don't get mad at her) for she had a far better thing to do - take pictures of those who were. I get tired of taking pictures because then I never get to be in them. So anytime someone steps behind the camera, they are doing a good deed.
Three crazy kids in the beginning lead to one crazy pileup in the end. Tim, Eamon and Gary all ride inflatable devices one after another in hope of achieving the final goal and ending up at the bottom. All 3 succeed, and live to laugh about it in the end. You too could be as crazy as these kids, but sadly, you never took the chance...
I need two hands to count how many times Jenny and Dan did not Godsplash, but we will not linger on that subject. What matters is that they continue to show up every single time that we ride the mighty Godsplash.
The kids wash themselves off, and prepare to get themselves dirty again. My question is why bother, until I found myself doing the exact same thing, and in doing so, proceeded to shut up and Godsplash.