World Series of Beer Pong 2

The next few pictures are courtesy of our buddy Matt from New York (in the Cartman shirt - classic!) I "stole" them from his website and put them on mine. He's such a nice guy that I doubt he'd care either way. It's ok though, because if he's upset about it, I'll just apologize to him when I see him at next year's WSoBP.

Brodey looks absolutely wasted in this picture, which is awesome because that's the Brodey we all know and love. I guess that it's kinda rough to say this, but I'm used to seeing Brodey drunk off of his gourd. If wasted Brodey is normal Brodey, then I don't really want to see or know an abnormal Brodey. It just wouldn't be right.

Matt insisted on getting a picture with me, and I had no choice but to comply. The whole reason that Iceman and pookon.com exist is because of the fans. If I snub them or fail to respect their wishes, then I'm just a guy who drinks alone in his bedroom without fans vs. a guy who drinks alone in his bedroom with fans.

Lorge is one of those guys who just looks silly in every picture. There's not really anything wrong with that, but I go from cracking a smile to all out laughter every time that I see a picture of Lorge. He's just a funny looking guy. Matt can be added as another person who looks silly in pictures. I wish we all could have that honorable quality.

There was a lot of media hoopla surrounding the final game which saw We Own Your Face take on PwnTrain for the grand prize booty of $20,000 large. That's a lot of dollars. The media might have cared about this game, but it was very anticlimactic because everyone knew that WOYF would win because they were really good at beer pong. The crowd hated them and hated to see them win, but we all knew that it was going to happen so we sat back and accepted it.

This drunk guy with a foam cooler on his head insisted that he be in the background of our picture. I was upset because I didn't want him ruining it, so I promised that if he let Matt and I take a good picture, I would allow him to be in the background of another picture. I have no idea who he is or where he came from, but he too is one of those fans of mine that I have to succumb to at all costs.

I took a picture of the final tournament standings so that I could have a point of reference for myself as I would later be typing about the playoffs. I felt like I needed a copy of this, and I did until Billy + Duncan posted a comprehensive statistical overview of the entire 2007 WSoBP. When that information was released, these pictures were useless, but I decided to put them here anyway. But looking at them now, I realize that we knocked the Hardly Boys out of the tournament, which was fitting because they knocked Brodey and Balkman out. You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!

After the final match some people stuck around to see if anything was going on under the tent. There was a little bit of a celebration by those who cared about We Own Your Face winning the 2007 WSoBP, but not much more. Like I said before, it was a bit of an anticlimactic end to what had otherwise been a very exciting couple of days playing beer pong in the desert. I walked over to the casino in the rain to see if anyone was gambling, but I only found a few people. It would appear as though most everyone was tired and all out of money. I then went back to the hotel to see if anyone was hanging out in the rooms playing beer pong, but I was greeted with the sound of silence. My voyage through the halls of the Oasis on the final night and my reaction to the silence is documented in a video on the next page. Check it out.